False Advertising

I think everyone can relate to the concept of false advertising…and I’m not just talking about being sold a useless piece of crap that has been heralded as the next best thing.  I’m talking about people who worm their way into our lives–or worse yet, the lives of our friends to which we are subjected to idly watching–who turn out to be the exact opposite of what they claim.

Violet the Bohemian used to tell me that when a person shows you who they are, believe them.  Years later she admitted she gleaned this wisdom from Dr. Phil, but whatever…it’s true.  I got that.  What I don’t get, and what I think we’re all struggling with, is finding genuine people to surround ourselves with–whether they are friends or potential luvahs or your friend’s potential luvahs.   If someone says they want to be in your life, one certainly does not expect to get shirked like unwanted responsibility.

Someone please help me understand.   Why don’t people mean what they say?  What kind of defense system should a person develop to ward off these offenders?  No one wants to be jaded, but at a certain point we do have to learn from our mistakes.  I guess the trick is finding the balance between being cautious and expecting catastrophe at every turn.

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Organized Whining

1. I have to go to a BBQ with the BF at his boss’ house.

a) His boss doesn’t like me because I don’t just nod, I actually HAVE a personality and opinions.
b) I was only told this morning about it and I don’t have anything to bring. It’s just rude not to bring something to the host. My boss is letting me out early so I can go to the store and then go home for a tiny bit before I have to leave.

2. I have a closet full of clothes but nothing to wear.

a) Dare I say that potato chips are having their revenge on me?
b) I haven’t ironed anything in at least a month.
c) It’s unseasonably cold and my warm things are so not in summer colors or styles.

3. My lunch was crap.

a) I forgot to go to lunch until 12:45.
b) I spent the time stressed out about work and the stupid BBQ.
c) The noodle dish I heated in the microwave smelled weird but tasted okay. I threw it away because the smell was revolting.
d) I made instant oatmeal instead but it got cold before I could eat it.
e) When I went to the fridge to get my diet coke it was GONE. WTF. DIET COKE THIEVES WILL GO TO A SPECIAL KIND OF HELL. THIS NEVER HAPPENED ONCE AT MY OLD OFFICE! I DIDN’T CONSIDER THAT FACT INTO MY PROS AND CONS LIST WHEN I SIGNED UP FOR THIS JOB. OMG. I NEED A DIET COKE. GIVE ME A DIET COKE.

/yelling

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Girl Friday’s Closet

I went on a shoe shopping spree when I was on vacation. Here are six pairs of shoes I just couldn’t live without. Suffice to say I won’t be shopping for a long while until my bank account recovers!

My ankles look down right dainty in these! They very cute, but I’m still breaking them in. They’re my first and only pair of Uggs.

The leather is natural yet metallic. They’re quite high but the sales girl said they’re still very comfortable. Who knew Borns could be so cute!

These black Borns are practical for work and I just couldn’t say no.

These are my every day shoes. They look great with jeans. They chafe a bit on the top of my feet but I just need to wear them a bit more.

I’ve never heard of Soffts, but I love the gold and the black contrast and they fit nicely. These will be my new dressy shoes. I can’t wait to get rid of my old ones.

These were such a steal! I got them at Burlington Coat Factory for about seventeen bucks!

The cherry accent is awesome! I love them dearly! Look Pink Fairy! I got my first pair of Kitsons!

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