Monthly Archives: October 2006

The Truth Can’t Save You Now

How to Write a Social-Networking Bio Sure to Inspire Insecurity and Trepidation in the Hearts of Every Reader: Be Just Like Mary Poppins—Practically Perfect in Every Way Always pick a photo that was professionally taken or at the very least … Continue reading

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You Can Fake it for the Papers, but I’m on to You…

Sometimes life is so mundane that people start looking for mystery and intrigue in all the wrong places. My coworker Dave must be watching too much TV and unlike me, he doesn’t have the ability to decipher the difference between … Continue reading

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I’m Halfway Home Now

Oh, October. You’re finally here. I’ve been waiting many months for you to arrive. Now you’re here and I’m a little scared. So much is about to go down, I just hope I can find purchase and enjoy the ride. … Continue reading

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