Dear IT Department,
Your attitude sucks. You give all IT professionals a bad name. This makes me really sad since The BF works in IT and he’s one of the good guys whose name you tarnish. Also, the last department I worked in had the world’s nicest IT people, too. Maybe you just need some good role models.
There is no reason for you to be nasty. Is it a skill that you picked up while learning to fix computers, or is it something instilled in you by your evil overlords? Some day computers will fix themselves and then you’ll be out of a job. You will never find another one with your winning personality.