Category Archives: Introductions

The Legend of Etilia, the Bloody Vampirate

Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted to grow up and be a pirate.  She wanted a parrot and a rad ship so she could sail around the world.  Like most children, however, she was indecissive.  … Continue reading

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Let’s See How Fast This Thing Can Go

Today is a housekeeping kind of post. Lots of random topics and updates… The Pink Fairy has moved! I got a text message this morning—and because I’m totally psychic—I knew she must have just arrived to her new place. She … Continue reading

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A Character Study

For 8 hours a day I am confined to my office with the following kooky coworkers: Doris: As my supervisor she is in charge of delegating most of her work to me. She has been kind enough to order me … Continue reading

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