I’m doing my payroll homework and part of the assignment is to hire fictitious employees. So far I’ve hired Kara Thrace, Lee Adama, Jaye Tyler, and up next Veronica Mars. I’m so insane that I’ve concocted elaborate stories. Shocker, right? I had to terminate Kara from the university because she punched a superior asshole. Turns out viper pilots make horrible Admin Assistants. But it’s okay because shortly thereafter she and Lee tied the knot. Lee is an associate professor in the Classics department…figures…smarty pants. Jaye still hears inanimate objects telling her to do good deeds, but she finally left the souvenir shop. She’s a graduate student in the Philosophy department. Eric followed his quirky girlfriend cross-country and opened up his own bar. Jaye and Eric live blissfully in their shabby chic trailer at Santa Barbara Shores trailer park.
My Awesome Imaginative Powers are a handy tool in fighting odious tasks! Only the Superheroine of Small Offices Everywhere can turn payroll homework into a soap opera!