It’s Like I’m John Crichton, Only In Reverse

I went out for Chinese food for lunch. That is a very tricky thing to do when you are on a diet embracing a healthy lifestyle. I ordered wonton soup and Chinese chicken salad. I know, I know…it’s not really authentic. Evs. It was pretty gross too. I just ate the chicken and the fried wonton strips. I did eat my cookie and here is my fortune:

(I took a picture as evidence, but alas it is VERY blurry.)

It says: An alien of some sort will be appearing to you very shortly.

Cool! Yours truly, Girl Friday, would be honored to represent all earthlings in an intergalactic convergence.