Girl Friday Gets Her Own Office

Finally, after a year of slaving away at one horrendous job after another, Girl Friday has earned her very own private office. The office is equipped with a large desk, a computer from the current millennium, a working leather executive style chair, a large Ficus, and a window with a view! (Okay, so the view is of the parking lot…). A less cynical person would count their lucky stars. But since that isn’t you or I, I ask, “What’s the catch?” Girl Friday is literally waiting for the other shoe to drop or for Murphy’s Law to catch up with her sorry hide. Things have never been this good!